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A message in a bottle

We have already stated the high regard that we hold for Jared Dillian and his literacy works.  However, a Bloomberg message that he sent to his clients stands out to being particularly relevant to the current economic state in Europe and the US. 

In 2008, Jared delivered this thought provoking email to his clients

….deja vu…you decide.

We all know a slowdown is coming…..

….as we have learnt so many times before, optimism is not optimum.  Someone just needs to let the Politicians know. 


"The only rational thing to do here is buy everything that isn't nailed down. Buy Oil.  Buy Gold.  Buy Wheat, Corn, and Beans.  Buy Copper, Lead, and Tim.  Buy the whole damn commodity index.  Buy it until your head caves in.  Buy EUR, CAD, AUD, and NZD, and finance it by selling the Bolivar, er, I mean the Dollar.  Buy GE, MSFT, PFE, XOM, and CISCO.  Buy the SPX, buy the NDX.  Buy the S15HOME,  Sell puts on homebuilders and use the proceeds to buy a house.  Buy POT.  Buy AGU.  Buy several 50 pounds of Fertliser and keep them in your basement.  Buy 100 Propane bottles at a Home Depot.  Buy Home Depot, home equity loans are back in style.  Buy a Ball-Peen Hammer.  Buy an Air Compressor.  Buy a Cheese Grater.  Buy a German Shepherd.  Buy a Racehorse named "Currency Debasement".  Buy one of those things you shake up and it snows inside.  Buy a Baseball team.  Buy the Washington Nationals and rename them "Dirtnaps".  Buy Maddonna's Ray of Light.  We are living in a Nominal World, I am a Material Girl.  Buy a Website, A Banking Licence, and start Selling Mortgages.  Buy a Dancing Alien in a Bikini.  Buy Scrap Metal.  Buy my class ring and smell it.  Buy Gillette Fusion and 20 years supply of razor blades.  Buy a Gravel Truck.  Buy all the Village People Costumes.  Buy the Barry Bonds 756 Ball, brand it with an Asterisk and send it out into space.  Buy several copies of Atlas Shrugged and send them to the House and Senate Finance Committees.  Buy Farmland.  Buy Dirt.  Buy every last freakin' element in the Periodic Table.  Buy a Particle Accelerator.  Buy the Chunnel.  Buy Litchenstein.  Buy a Commercial Fishing Permit and exploit one of God's creations.  Buy a Lenny's Sandwich Shop.  Buy a Spool of Networking Cable.  Buy me something nice for Christmas.  

Chart of the Day - Corn Falls 22% in September


Research in Motion….IP Acquisition or Going to Zero?



The Future of Research in Motion?
Going to Zero
Acquired by Competitor for IP

Morgan Stanley CDS heads Stratospheric


Last week, Zerohedge published an article about how 5 of the biggest banks control 96% of the outstanding derivatives exposure at a value of $250 000 000 000 000 (or $250 trillion).  Critics of these figures will point to the fact that a great deal of the exposure is from the banks hedging their OTC trades to net off the risk on thier books.  However, as Zerohedge correctly points out, this is solely reliant of the counterparty to the contracts being able to pay out the other side of the contract.  An issue that becomes exacerbated if the availability of credit to these insitutions starts to dry up as it did in 2008.  


When looking for the most exposed banks, the quarterly report from the Office Of The Currency Controller points to the key culprits in the derivatives masquerade.  Although, JP Morgan, Citi, GS and a few others have a far greater total exposure that MS, their portfolio is far more diversified.  Morgan Stanley holds an outstanding  $1.7 trillion in OTC FX contracts at a concentration of 98.3% of their derivatives portfolio.  

The threat of this blowing up in todays intervention prone markets is very real.  One would only have to be on the wrong side of the Swiss National Bank or the Bank of Japan in recent months to find this out the hard way. 

These concerns are added to by concerns for Investment Banking in general, the recent market turmoil has killed off demand for M&A and IPO's that for a core revenue stream for IB's as their clients hold out for more stable markets.  Moreover, as the demand for brokerage becomes more exchange driven and direct access based, the spreads and commissions that the banks are able to charge suffers a significant contraction.  A quick conversation to anyone within the sell-side industry will quickly reveal how there is a feeling that the power is now firmly with the buy side in almost all areas of brokerage.  Traditionally, revenue streams like Global Custody and clearing were considered a secondary purpose to trade but recently they have become an increasingly important constituent of the IB's balance sheet as they rush to fill the vacuum building in flow commissions. 

Quote of the Day - Jean Claude Juncker



"Yes it's the final package, of course."

Jean - Claude Juncker on Greece, 22nd July 2011






European Consumer Confidence Drops off a Cliff in September

European Commission published figures showing that European Confidence tanked across the majority of sectors.

This graph from Markit Economics reveals the sheer speed of the decline compared to the credit crisis of 2008


Zerohedge and Reuters point to more QE after operation twist fails to wet the appetite of investors

Remember when the Chairman did a quick drive by with the much price in Operation Twist, and the market came, saw, and plunged? That was a week ago? Two? Well, as we have been predicting since December 2010, that was merely the appetizer, or as we phrased it the same as last year's July QE Lite to last year's August QE 2. Confirming both our speculation, and the realization that Bernanke knows only how to print more money and nothing else, were his first public remarks since the launch of Op. Twist, at a Cleveland Fed forum last night in which he said that "the central bank might need to ease monetary policy further if inflation or inflation expectations fall significantly... Bernanke indicated a willingness to push deeper into the realm of unconventional policy if economic growth remains anemic. ""If inflation falls too low or inflation expectations fall too low, that would be something we have to respond to because we do not want deflation," Bernanke said.

For the full article from Zerohedge, click the Zerohedge Logo.

Chart of the Day


Morgan Stanley - A Panorama of the European Debt System

Head over to our charts area HERE to read Morgan Stanley's comprehensive new report on the Eurozone. 

Quotes of the Day - Attila Szalay-Berzeviczy


"The Euro is practically dead"

"The Euro is beyond rescue"

"The only remaining question is how many days the hopeless rearguard action of European governments and the European Central Bank can keep up Greece’s spirits"


The real question…Why is this shocking people?

Full article available at www.index.hu


Rare Footage of the May 6th Flash Crash …Tick By Tick

Please note that although this video is labelled Tick by Tick, this is in a descriptive sense and not as a name.  All thanks go to Youtube uploader adamglatt



And the winner of the worst Gold trade ever goes to….….Gordon Brown

In the period between Mid 1999 and the End of 2001, Gordon Brown (Chanellor of the Exchequer) managed to sell 12.5 million ounces of gold on the open market to fund wasteful socialist policies around the UK.  The magnitude of this trade cannot be understood until you quantify the potential loss in value.  If we use the July 2011 value from the chart, Gold is priced at $1800 per Troy Ounce or thereabouts.  Using this figure, we can calculate that the British Governtment lost $22 500 000 000 in potential asset value. 


The figures for the chart below were taken from the UK International Reserves and Foreign Currency Liquidity Template issued by the Bank of England.  Any grievances should me taken up directly with The Swerve.


Macro Man:

The Swerve / King of the Moon – Governor of a Central Bank based in London

Mervynflation – A form of inflation that a whole population can see and suffers, yet is completely invisible to The Swerve.

Did Gillian Tett Call the Delta-1 Meltdown?


In May this year, Gillian Tett wrote an article for the Financial Times about the dangers of ETFs, specifically Synthetic ETFs that have been developed at Delta-1 desks all over the country.  The recent losses made by UBS trader Kweku Aduboli have bought the sector back into the spotlight, Aduboli created ficititious ETF positions to synthetically hedge Index futures in a speculative play that he was making on the market creating losses quantified around the $2.3bn region.

For those of you who have not read Gillian Tett's article, please read below as it makes for a very interesting read. 


Why ETFs give an uneasy sense of déjà vu

By Gillian Tett

Published: May 5 2011 17:40 | Last updated: May 5 2011 17:40

When the Financial Stability Board was established a couple of years ago, it declared that one of its goals was to produce better “early warning” systems of looming financial trouble spots. Now it is starting to turn this rhetoric into reality. Investors should pay attention.

Last month, the FSB issued a small advisory report entitled “Potential financial stability issues arising from recent trends in Exchange-Traded Funds”. Unsurprisingly, this did not cause a storm. After all, ETFs seem as dull as ditchwater to most politicians; almost as boring as the world of CDOs (collateralised debt obligations) looked back before 2007.

Has Europe Just Sentenced Its Financial Sector to Death

The financial sector knows that heightened financial regulation is coming, whether they like it or not.  What we have learnt historically is that tighter regulation tends to breed financial innovation that can be more detrimental to the banks.  

In the 90's, William Demchak and his team at JP Morgan created the market for Credit Default Swaps to lower the risk exposure of thier bond book.  The sole purpose, at the time, of this invention was to circumnavigate the Basel Capital Adequacy requirements that required 8% be held in reserves.  By insuring all of thier debt using CDS, JP Morgan was allowed to dig into that 8% to fund other activities and maximise its capital.  However, we all know how the credit derivative story ended. 

Europe's most recent call for regulation has been in the form of a Transaction Tax to help them raise fiscal resources so the ECB can continue to bank roll bankrupt sovereign nations.  If I was a banker staring at my Bloomberg terminal today, I would be pi***d to say the least.  

Here are the facts for you, reported in the Financial Times:


Plan estimated to raise €55bn a year 

Commission report estimates 0.53% and 1.76% reduction in GDP


Officially, the UK would be allowed to veto the idea in it's entirity but this is unlikely to make thier EU Chums in the Hague particularly happy.  What the EU politicians fail to understand is that although the market may not be completely efficient, humans are instinctively well trained to find a better deal.  In finance, this would result to huge capital outflows from the Eurozone as financial institutions look for ways to avoid a "Tobin Tax" and prop up, their already fledgling, balance sheets.  Nick Farage, of UKIP, tried to voice this concern at the European Commission in March, calling the plan "Kamikaze Economics".  For all of you who missed it, please watch the clip from Youtube attached.

Europe's Term Asset-Backed Lending Facility Explained

The guys over at the Institute of New Economic Thinking have created this short video to explain the fiscal and asset flows of Europe TALF.

We advise all readers to watch the price of Precious Metals as this plan becomes increasing published across the world.


Chart of the Day

The Simple Problem with Europe - TTMYGH

Pythagorean theorem: 24 words 

Lord’s prayer: 66 words 

Archimedes’ Principle: 67 words 

Ten Commandments: 179 words 

Gettysburg address: 286 words 

US Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words 

US Constitution with all 27 Amendments: 7,818 words 

EU regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words 

– Europe’s Problems Summed Up 

(Thanks Cyril)

Click the picture of Angela Merkel to reveal the rest of her Euro Gang

EURUSD - Possibly The Worlds Most Irrational Currency Pair

Ever since the formation of the Euro, the EURUSD colour pair has become the hottest product in the FX world.  However, the diagram below shows the pairs perfomance since the start of the week and it highlights a key issue regarding trader sentiment.  We are finally starting to here that the EU is willing to bank roll Greece for a little while longer which, expectedly, is causing stock markets to rally across Europe and the PIIGS bond yeilds to slowly descend from their recent highs. 

What a great deal of investors fail to understand is that by retaining Greece, and its debt, within the EURO, the currency becomes more toxic.  To put this point into context, consider the following situation.  Lets assume that we live in a fully free market society with a single monetary currency and that no bailouts can be granted to distressed countries.  As the weaker countries become distressed, they are removed from the single monetary currency so that they can regain countrol of their Monetary Policy and potentially print money or provide some for of TARP.  What you are left with is the stronger economies who do not possess any distressed debt and as a result thier currency is particularly strong.

If we were to apply this to Europe - The situation would look a little like this

With that in mind, consider the graph below……

…..Expect a major correction soon

Capitalism Defined

When the BBC invited proprietary trader Alessio Rastani to offer his views on the world economy, they did not expect a reaction like this.

"I go to bed at night and dream of another recession. I dream about another moment like this.  Why? Because…some people are prepared to make money from [a] crash"


Commodity Margin Hikes

For holders of commodities, especially the precious kind, last week must have been some of the most anxiety filled days in a very long time.  However, we at Tick By Tick, cannot help but feel sorry for those trading in the spot markets as the sell off was largely due to a range of margin hikes on global futures exchanges.  This led to the more speculative market participants creating a wave of contract sell off's in an attempt to avoid having to place more capital with the exchanges themselves.

The exchanges have been threatening the hikes for a while due to the uncertian climate and increases in the sheer number of market participants, especially within the precious metals space.  Silver, the strongest PM performer this year, lost a years worth of gains in this panic sell off, a point that must have delighted the folks over at JP Morgan and HSBC who it is widely thought have enormous short positions in the metal.  

However, as currency debasement and central bank intervention continues, we expect to see the PM's par some of their losses in the long term and potentially outperform the high's that have been experienced in the summer months.  

For full details of the margin hikes at the CME Group, head over to our Chart Vault or click Here to be redirected.

Tullet Prebon Strategy Insights

For those of you who have not already heard about Dr Tim Morgan's work at Tullett Prebon, you are missing something particularly special.  Not often do you read sell side research that is so blunt and aggenda free.

His most recent installment, "Thinking the Unthinkable" is what Morgan refers to as his search for financial Armegeddon, and this time Bruce Willis isn't here to save the day.  It may come as a surprise to many that Morgan's country of choice is actually the UK and he provides, with exacting detail, both commentary and figures that will force you to take a deep breath about the UK outlook.

Without ruining it for those of you interested in reading his fantastic work, a link to these insights is provided by clicking on the image to the right.

US Debt Visualisations

This week, we will start our next Full Length Article on what we percieve to be the secong biggest ticking time bomb behind the demographic of China.  We are talking about the unfunded social securitiy obligations that the US must pay in the coming years as the first of the baby boomers start to retire.

In the meantime, please head over to http://usdebt.kleptocracy.us/ where they have created visualisations of just how large the issues facing the US are.

Global Update

At the start of August, Tick By Tick wrote an article discussing the difficult decisions faced by Germany in the coming months.  We still fundamentally believe that Germany will suffer profound long term concequences of it's continued bank rolling of fiscally bankrupt governments.  Moreover, there have been significant global developments since the articles creation that need to be addressed.  This short update will address some of the predictions that the original piece made and look at some of the key financial indicators that are pointing towards an increased probability of a global slowdown.  


"An Unf***able Lard Ass"

Berlusconi 2011 - Thoughts on Angela Merkel


Firstly, lets start with Europe.  The last two months have been somewhat of a roller coaster for world politics, the events that have unraveled have revealed the entrenched issues that lie within Democratic governence.  Democracy, although the fairest method of control and power distribution (unless your Karl Marx), breeds uncertainty, inconsistency and indeciveness.  Every decision that is made under Democratic rule is debated, lobbied and compromised which results in half hearted economic policies to protect the chance of re-election.  Very few political parties have ever implemented rigid unpopulist economic constraints during there term and proceeded to hold power afterwards.  

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